Laloooo Ka Jabab Nehi

1) Laloo enters in a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?” Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji” Laloo : Ispe likha hai "CHOLESTROL FREE" 2) Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge rush, the security guard told Laloo “WAIT PLEASE”. Laloo replied “85 Kgs” . 3) Laloo’s ...

This Is Cute! Try it.

  If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !! The answers are at the bottom of this page.   1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. ...

Sardar Jokes III

  Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London ...

Sardar Jokes II

  Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India. Boss: which part? Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in India. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is ...

Sardar Jokes I

  Sardar : "I have'nt slept all nite in the train."Frnd: "why?" Srdr: "Got upper berth." Frnd: "why did'nt u exchange?" Srdr: "oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE BEST -- A Teacher lecturing on population ...

How Men & Women See Colors

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General Knowledge I

Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right  while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A: When  buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn  primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is  easier to push buttons on the right through  holes on the left.  Because wealthy women were ...

Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar

  A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch and Gujju said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I ...

Online Doctor

  This site is very informative, which ever diseases you click-upon (I wish you don’t have one),.... it gives you the video explanation !!!!  Interactive Sites on Medical Information . Visit the link http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ The tutorials listed below are interactive health education resources from the Patient Education Institute . Using animated graphics, each tutorial explains the procedure or condition in easy-to-read and  understand language. You can ...

Ingenious Sentence…..

The person who made this sentence must be the owner of a dictionary.  Read the following  sentence  carefully : "I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunication's incomprehensibleness ". This is a sentence where the first word is one letter long,   the second word  of two ...