Funny Oxymorons

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of                contradictory meaning are brought together 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies One Oxymoron was used on Americans when they couldn’t find weapons of mass destruction 11) American intelligence And Mother of ...

Beautiful Story of Four Wives

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Once upon a time. There was a rich merchant who had four (4) wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of ...

Try Out This

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So You Think You Know Everything?

Interesting facts for those who think they know everything If you are right handed,  you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If  you  are left handed,  you will tend to chew your food on the left  side of  your mouth. *************** To make half a kilo of  honey, bees must collect ...

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English

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MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English 1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate 2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH 3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in ...

Summary Of All Scams In India Since 1947

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Truly disturbing statistics…   Here is a summary of all scams since independence. These may not be the only ones. These are the ones that were caught and brought to the notice of the public. In total, this is coming upto Rs. 910,603,234,300,000, which is equal to USD 20.23 trillion. With this huge amount, India will become a ...

The Shredder

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Will You Be Happy??

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Once Pawar, Vilasrao & Kalmadi were traveling in a helicopter .. Pawar drops a 100 Rs. Note & says , "I made 1 maharastrian happy " Vilasrao drops two 50Rs. Notes and says , "I made 2 maharastrians happy ". Kalmadi drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says ,"I made 100 maharastrians happy ." Hearing this the PILOT says , "I will ...

Attitude That One Needs To Develop

*1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants. When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life........ . ...** *2. Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day. *3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your own. Because, the ...

Problems of Visiting Rich Friends

This is why I don't like visiting my rich friends: Once when , the maid approached me and asked me  ...... Question : What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda, tea , hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee? Answer: Tea please.   Question :   Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced ...