Laloooo Ka Jabab Nehi

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1) Laloo enters in a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai “CHOLESTROL FREE”

2) Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge rush, the security guard told Laloo “WAIT PLEASE”. Laloo replied “85 Kgs” .

3) Laloo’s family planning policy : DON’T HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR.

4) At a bar in New York , the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” And the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND U sir?”
Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, DOUBLE.”

5) A reporter asked Laloo “What is the main reason for divorce?” Laloo replies “Marriage”.

6) NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.

“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.

He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was a Indian politician (Laloo Yadav). When asked how much money

he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars” 😀 🙂

 

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