Problems of Visiting Rich Friends

This is why I don’t like visiting my rich friends:

Once when , the maid approached me and asked me  ……

Question : What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda, tea , hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?

Answer: Tea please.

 

Question :   Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey
bush tea, iced tea or green tea ?
Answer :  Ceylon tea please

 

Question :  How would you like it?  black or white?
Answer : White

 

Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk

 

Question : Powdered milk or fresh milk ?

Answer : Aah , fresh .

 

Question : Goat’s milk or cow’s milk?
Answer : cow’s milk please .

 

Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm , think I’ll just take it black

 

Question :  would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or
without ?
Answer :  with sugar

 

Question : beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Answer : cane sugar

 

Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer:  Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water
instead .

 

Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water?
Answer : mineral water

 

Question : flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: I think I’ll just die of thirst !!!!!!!!

 

Question : How do you choose to die sir ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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