Sardar Jokes I

 

Sardar : “I have’nt slept all nite in the train.”Frnd: “why?”
Srdr: “Got upper berth.”
Frnd: “why did’nt u exchange?”
Srdr: “oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..”

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Sardar tells a girl “Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will be there…………. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

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THE BEST —
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar:    The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:”I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote :    Yes!

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw  Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what  take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from  Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my  20 Rs back.!

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Postman:-  I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:-   why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

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Sardar proposed a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1yr elder to you
Sardar said ‘Oye No Problem Soniye,I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We”ll apply NEXT YEAR

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Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”

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